I'm pretty certain Sophia is on a hunger strike. What's she protesting I am not sure of but she's devoted to her cause. Maybe I should take comfort in the fact that she is so devoted but I really am worried about her not eating. And for all I know she's protesting me and my oppressive regime.
So far today I have tried toast, applesauce, egg, noodles, mangoes, pomegranates, and yogurt. Each time she shrieked at me and acted like I was approaching her with a bottle of poison. I'm not a bad cook, kid. She has been nibbling on things like Cheerios and goldfish crackers but not even as much as she normally would. This is day 3 of this behavior. She's drinking milk and water just fine.
My mother has told me not to worry, she's being a toddler. Well...you know, I'm old and cannot handle this stress. So I guess I'll just make a buffet for dinner and pray she picks something off it.
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